I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the owners, managers, chefs, and wait staff of buffet restaurants. It is wrong to pile one plate so high that the person carrying it can no long be identified. It is wrong to claim to be pregnant with triplets and “eating for four.” It is wrong to fast beforehand and eat seven meals at once. But isn’t that what storing up is all about? It would be criminal to be wasteful with food and take more than one can consume, but I assure you, my eyes are not bigger than my stomach and I will eat every last morsel. Regardless, I am very sorry for the embarrassment and fiscal losses you have faced by letting me patron your fine establishments. It will not happen again.
(Maybe).
*The above photo is of me and my best bud, Erin, and was taken on a little road trip to the glorious island of Hilton Head, SC. Sorry Golden Corral – you should have known better than to let me in!
*The above photo is of me and my best bud, Erin, and was taken on a little road trip to the glorious island of Hilton Head, SC. Sorry Golden Corral – you should have known better than to let me in!
1 comment:
YEAH, BUT; I THINK THEY KNOW EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE SOMEBODY LIKE YOU OR ME GO IN THAR I BREAK THE BANK ! IT'S A GAMBLE, LIKE A FOOD CASINO WHERE THEY PAY OFF IN CHOW !AT HOME IN WEST VA. MY BUDS AND I HAVE TURNED IT INTO A GINDA SPORT.WE DESCEND ON THOSE POOR BASTARDS LIKE A BIBLICAL PLAGUE AND PICK THE TRAYS CLEAN TOO.
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